Other citizens of the road will be spared from my arseholiness.

It really is amazing how great one courteous driver can make you feel.  I encountered one on the way home and this is why I think I’ll continue to be a courteous driver myself—it lifted my mood to the point where I was reconsidering my New Years resolution.

And then I thought, no way, my top four suspects won’t be getting out of it that easily.  Here’s an excerpt from an Email I sent to my Internet provider.

> According to Direct debit service agreement, there will be a
> dishonored fee of $50.00 applies due to rejection of the direct
> debit which will be invoice to you in your next billing period.

I offer you my sincerest gratitude for this fee. It is much
appreciated and I look forward to receiving another in the future.

Regards,
Alex

Probably not the best practice but hey.  I was somewhat tactful.  And when they learn English, I’ll try harder.