This is the second time I’ve been on a train at Camberwell and the driver has opened the doors on the wrong side of the train.  The thought process that must take place in the driver’s head during the entire transaction befuddles me.

“Hmm.  Platform on left.  Must release doors on right.  Eeexcellent.”

Time passes…

“Why are all those silly people just standing on the platform?  Actually, why are people waving out the non-platform side of the train??  Let’s put a stop to that tomfoolery!”

The right doors close.  The left doors remain locked.  People inside the train start to panic.  More time passes…

“Oh!!  I know what I need to do!”

The doors on both sides unlock.