Getting a little too domestic

You know that things are going downhill for you as a young male when:

1. you look forward to getting home so you can vacuum the house;
2. you get excited at the idea of learning how to fold fitted sheets;
3. you dream at night that you somehow found a way to rid the walls of those stubborn scuff marks; and
4. you sadden when you realise that it was indeed just a dream.