Archive for April, 2010

Salmon tartare

Salmon tartare

What the hell?

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Magic Passenger Information Display is immune to photo capture.

20 seconds ago, this sign said 9.45.  Now, it says 10.04.  Evidently it’s possible for a train to disappear off its tracks halfway to its destination.

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Tortology

Back in 2002 while taking a high school subject called English Language, my teacher asked me to describe the term “tautology.”  I had no idea what it actually meant but recognised that it sounded precisely like “torte” and “-ology,” and so I offered “the study of cake” as my response.

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Car Chronicles, Ep. 2: The Garage Door

Garage door at work closed on me as I was driving through.  It won.

Besides a heap of scratching and a broken antenna, the roof is bent to buggery across the entire width of the car.  It’s probably not the best idea to have electronic circuitry exposed to the elements like that either.

Really not proving to be a great month.

Naturally

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Oh, the irony.  The bittersweet irony.

Void

“I just want to sleep, but I can’t.  I want to cry, but I can’t.  I want the world to stop while I deal with this, but it can’t.”

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The 154-hour-per-week schedule

For those who don’t already know this, I’m back at uni part-time this year to complete my degree while working full-time.

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