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Magic Passenger Information Display is immune to photo capture.
20 seconds ago, this sign said 9.45. Now, it says 10.04. Evidently it’s possible for a train to disappear off its tracks halfway to its destination.
National Customer Relationship Team (Australia)
Attn. Fiona Hayes
Telstra Corporation Limited
Locked Bag 4760
Melbourne VIC 3001
Dear Fiona Hayes,
Garage door at work closed on me as I was driving through. It won.
Besides a heap of scratching and a broken antenna, the roof is bent to buggery across the entire width of the car. It’s probably not the best idea to have electronic circuitry exposed to the elements like that either.
Really not proving to be a great month.

Oh, the irony. The bittersweet irony.
“I just want to sleep, but I can’t. I want to cry, but I can’t. I want the world to stop while I deal with this, but it can’t.”
For those who don’t already know this, I’m back at uni part-time this year to complete my degree while working full-time.
It seems that avoiding the dentist for over fifteen years (even if only subconsciously) can have its drawbacks.



