Category Archives: Happenings

The honeymoon is over

I’ve had enough of computers—at least in the professional sense. With this decision made, my notice has been handed in at work and now I must decide how the 40 hours a week of keeping the roof over my head … Continue reading

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The sky is falling

What should you do when a light fitting in your apartment starts gushing litres of water?

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You want how much?

Just submitted a notice of intention to vacate to my landlord.  Where I will be living as of Monday August 16 is currently a mystery.

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After hours

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Perfecting that pothead look

First real risk ever of being pulled over for drug testing, and what happens?  The cop who’s selecting the subjects examines me through my windscreen and motions me onward. We have previously established that my appearance alone (or perhaps the … Continue reading

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Salmon tartare

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Car Chronicles, Ep. 2: The Garage Door

Garage door at work closed on me as I was driving through.  It won. Besides a heap of scratching and a broken antenna, the roof is bent to buggery across the entire width of the car.  It’s probably not the … Continue reading

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Void

“I just want to sleep, but I can’t.  I want to cry, but I can’t.  I want the world to stop while I deal with this, but it can’t.”

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The 154-hour-per-week schedule

For those who don’t already know this, I’m back at uni part-time this year to complete my degree while working full-time.

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One of these things is not like the other

It seems that avoiding the dentist for over fifteen years (even if only subconsciously) can have its drawbacks.

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