Kid #1 at Port Melbourne: “Hey, can I have your autograph?”
Kids #2 and #3: “Me too!!”
Me: “…uh, sure…”
I inscribe TRAM DRIVER™ on each kid’s arm with my blue biro.
Kid #2: “Is your name Tim?”
Me: “No, it’s Alex.”
Kid #2: “But why did you write ‘Tim?'”
Me: “That’s ‘Trade Mark’!”
Kid #2: “Oh!”