Passenger: “Does this go to Wellington Street?”
Me: “Yes. Wellington Street is three stops away.”
Me over PA on approach: “The next stop is Wellington Street.”
Me over PA at stop: “This is Wellington Street.”
Passenger, three stops after Wellington Street: “Is this Wellington Street?”
Me: “No. Wellington Street is three stops back.”
Passenger: “But you didn’t tell me!”
Me over PA: “Testing…testing…one, two, three…”
Others look up in curiosity, so the PA is obviously fine.
Me: “Well, I’m sorry that you missed it. Here’s how to get back there…”
Passenger: *unintelligible grumbling*
Did you say yes? Please tell me you said yes!
Alas, no. I behaved.
Remind me to tell you about the “Werribee Court House” story sometime though. 😛