Juice bar sign: “Grab these smoothies with full cream milk, skim milk or soy milk.”
Me: “I’ll have a #12 with soy milk, please.”
Juice girl: “We don’t offer soy milk; only full cream or skim.”
Me: “You sure? Your sign suggests otherwise.”
Juice girl: “No. Only full cream or skim.”
Me: “…if I go to Coles and buy my own soy milk, will you make it with soy?”
Juice girl: “I have to check…yes, that’s okay.”
I go to Coles, purchase a carton of soy milk, then hand it to the juice girl. My dream of a smoothie with soy milk—as advertised—was realised. No discount for supplying my own ingredients. (I did get the remainder of the milk back though.)